wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
the voices of my dead ancestors
all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise]